In a message dated 5/18/01 2:18:41 PM Eastern Daylight Time, steve.rogerson@mcr1.poptel.org.uk writes:
<< LOL, I'd already downloaded and was thinking the same thing. Maybe I should write a story around the picture...>>
Don't be silly, man. Since you and I are the same person, I've obviously already thought of it. I'm also Calle, Judith, Steve, Neil, Carol, and 98% of the rest of this list. Plus I'm Paul Darrow, the Spice Girls (except for Sporty Spice), the AntiChrist, Jeff Probst, Patty LaBelle, Rowen Atkinson, Babe, Sam Peckinpagh, Eminem, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, the Guy Lombardo Band, the Pope, The Rock, Tina Turner, Julie Andrews and the Dallas Cowboys.
I have ambitions to rule the planet. I and Annie morphed into Cherry Steffey and Nancy Kohlar and ran SCORPIO Con, even though we hadn't seen B7 and weren't fans until Scorpio 5. We started a war that destroyed all of fandom by rebelling against Terry Nation...odd, since he still insisted on requesting copies of our zines. We have invisible pages and pages of invisible stories on our website that are loaded with invisible slash (by the way, if anyone can ever find these, please post the address fo the actual stories; I'd love to read them). I've stolen the soul of the B7 actors and I'm plotting a vast conspiracy of mindless android fans who will do anything I say by sheer will of my vastly superior and cunning brain. I'm living in the same house as Annie Wortham for the past 12 years and using the same computer as she, but I'm emailing her pornographic spam messages, and she can't possibly figure this out, even though she's worked as a computer genius for the same major corporation for over 20 years. I revel in something called 'homophobic slash', a non-sequiter which I haven't quite figured out yet. I am all this, and more.
I just thought you'd want to know.
Leah "Satan" Rosenthal