Sally wrote:
Though I still have a fondness for the blatant Mary-Sue fantasy (unwritten, of course
- doesn't everyone have at least one?) where the Original Female
Character (small, round, clutzy, absent-minded, makes Vila look brave) loses Orac's key, breaks her teleport bracelet, loses her teleport bracelet, loses all the teleport bracelets, breaks Orac, loses Avon, breaks *Zen*, loses the entire crew ... and never does recall the vital piece of information which both the good guys and the bad guys are trying to get from her :-)
Well, I want to read it!
Helen wrote:
How about one where Mary-Sue befriends and then betrays the crew, makes off with the instructions on how to built a teleport, sells the instructions to the Federation, steals Orac, and finally dies horribly as a result of some security program Avon put on Orac so one of his own crew wouldn't nick it?
That one too!