23 Mar
2001
23 Mar
'01
5:04 a.m.
Culled from AltaZine #5:
Q: What is large and grey, has big ears, tusks and a trunk, wears black studded leather and has a reputation for butchery and mayhem? A: Bayban the Elephant.
Q: How do you know if an elephant works for Space Command? A: By the Federation logo on his black overalls.
Q: How come the 3rd Season crew never used Avon's detector shield? A: Because he'd sold it to the elephants.
Q: Did you ever see an elephant in the 3rd Season? A: Worked for them, didn't it?
I also tried to think up some B7 Mummy Mummy jokes, but alas in vain.
Slightly intoxicated Neil