I was thinking of doing a looooong thing about the nature of truth but I think I'll let it go with three points.
1) The exact same story really can vary in meaning to different people. I've had to believe this ever since someone trying to prove this told a rather long joke. At the end, everyone laughed. When asked why they laughed, the men said it was because it was the milkman. The women said, "Because he's dead!"
Please note, we were all present at the same time for the same joke telling.
2) If you really do believe there can only ever be one right interpretation, I can help. It's mine. There, doesn't that make life easier for you?
3) In keeping with the above, I'm sure we all agree the version of Hamlet with zombies was definitive, right?
And, in case anyone has any doubts, let me point out that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern _are_ dead.
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