Dropping it [was Re: [B7L] Gender and fanfic]

Jacqui asked:

Anyone care to do the skit?

Well, what I really imagined was something like:

"Spacefall" by Harriet Monkhouse

GAN: Stay right there, or we'll kill them. Drop your guns! [Vila drops his gun. London guard shoots other prisoner.] GUARD: Move and you're dead! GAN: Vila! VILA: I got confused. [Enter the boat race umpire, who might as well be Jarriere 'cos I haven't written him into this episode yet.] UMPIRE: Wait a minute, that's not fair! Let the laddie pick up his gun again! [Vila picks up gun.] GAN: Stay right there, or we'll kill them. Drop your guns! [Guard drops his gun. Vila shoots him. They take over the London, but Vila is tossed out of an airlock because he looks most like a cox.]