--- Minnie minnie@picknowl.com.au wrote:
Someone should do a B7 "why did the chicken cross the road?" or has that already been done?
I have no idea if it's already been done and I truly can't think up anything in this style but how about if each character was asked this line...
Blake: Why did the *what* cross the road? How on earth can I possibly be expected to know the answer to that? What has this got to do with the Federation anyway?
Avon: (fixing detector shield)...I imagine it would have to be ("link clamp") so that it could get
to the other side...Now, please leave me alone, so I can finish this, your incessant chatter only serves to disrupt my work.
Gan: I really couldn't answer that, why don't you let me go across and ask it - yes, I can do that - yes, I expect you to believe that...
Jenna: How would I know? Why ask me? Besides, I think that would depend on the chicken and on how well I knew it before I could even hazard a guess as to its motives.
Cally: Hmmm, I would say that it crossed the road simply because it was there...On Auron, we have a saying "He who asks why? can never be taken for a fool - only for a ride."
Vila: (chuckle)...I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road? (listens to answer) AHAHAHAHAHA
Hey Orac, Tell me, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Orac: I really don't see what relevance a domestic fowl traversing... Vila: Just say you don't know Orac - it's a joke Orac: Oh, very well - I do not know. Why did the chicken cross the road? Vila: (chuckles) to get to the other side (laughs) Orac: Oh, I see, you asked a question with an obvious answer and when... Vila: Sigh! Go back to sleep Orac.
Zen: Would you like a visual representation of the stated occurrence? - I could search my memory banks...
Slave: It's beyond my humble capacities to think master - I would say that it just wanted to get to the other side.
Tarrant: I imagine it was helping a little old lady across the street...what did you say? stupid! that was not a stupid answer, look, as far as it goes, I've made a success of my life and you only have stupid chicken jokes - oh no, I
win, not only at jokes but at life.
Dayna: I imagine it saw me coming, chickens fear humans...me, most of all - I like the ancient dishes...chicken vindaloo, Kentucky fried, McNuggets...
Soolin: (licking her fingers) What chicken?
===== Cheryl. (My favourite 'Blake's 7' moment) What a fiasco! We could take over the ship you said, if I did my bit. Well, I did my bit, and what happened? Your 'troops' bumble around looking for someone to surrender to, and when they've succeeded, You, follow suit! (Avon to Blake. "Spacefall")
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