12 Feb
2001
12 Feb
'01
3:55 a.m.
There was an article in the paper the other day
saying that a baby penguin had been found outside McDonalds in Melbourne being very depressed.
Now, wait a minute. Ages ago, there was (probably an urban legend) that the male cichlid (a kind of fish) can mate only if the female displays awe. We've all known blokes like that, but then someone asked how you measure awe in a fish.
How can you tell when a penguin is depressed? I mean, they wear black all the time anyway.
-(Y)