Was reading the Radio Times earlier and there was an article about the best TV putdowns and insults and I was most disapointed that not a singleone of all those snitty remarks in B7 made it. So to console myself here are my favourites. What are everyone elses?

JENNA: I don't think he likes you, somehow. AVON: I think I may have to reprogram this machine. JENNA: That still won't make you likable.

BLAKE: Vila, try and stay alert. VILA: Of course I will, how can you doubt me? BLAKE: It isn't easy, but somehow I manage it.

BLAKE: Does it support any intelligent life? AVON: Does the Liberator?

RENOR: Oh, a sense of humor, too. I love girls with a sense of humor. JENNA: Yes, I can see where that would be an advantage. This way, please. RENOR: Do you believe in love at first sight, Jenna? JENNA: Not yet.

GAN: Can't find Orac. Even tried calling his name. AVON: Oh, I'm sorry I missed that. It's the kind of natural stupidity no amount of training could ever hope to match.

JENNA: It's enough to fry your eyeballs. AVON: Daintily put. JENNA: It must be the company I keep.

BERCOL: [of Servalan] She has all the sensitive delicacy of a plasma bolt.

AVON: There are a quarter of a million volts running through that converter. I make one false move, I'll be so crisped up what's left of me won't fit into a sandwich. VILA: I'm a vegetarian. Thanks for the offer, though.

TRAVIS: Don't you trust me? SERVALAN: No, of course not.

VILA: I'll get you for this, Tarrant. I'll tear your arm off and beat you to death with the wet end.

VILA: Avon's idea of diplomacy is like breaking someone's leg then saying, "Lean on me."

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