Sally told Neil:
Blake is being fabulously unreasonable and pig-headed, Vilakins is doing his kid-locked- out-of-a-candy-store bit, and Avon's wearing those boots ...
How can you compete?
Neil can rise to the challenge of fabulously pigheaded, surely! About the rest... hm... I have a sudden rather ridiculous vision of him donning red leather trousers to keep Sally's attention...
Harriet
From: Harriet Monkhouse 101637.2064@compuserve.com
Neil can rise to the challenge of fabulously pigheaded, surely!
Pigheaded is no problem. Not sure about the fabulous bit.
About the rest... hm... I have a sudden rather ridiculous vision of him donning red leather trousers to keep Sally's attention...
Nothing wrong with red, though I prefer black, brown or grey. Everything wrong with leather, since it comes from dead animals and is bloody heavy and uncomfortable.
Actually I'm just guessing on the last two. Aside from belts and boots I have never worn anything made of the stuff. I once put on a leather jacket for about ten seconds and thought "No f**ing way".
Played havoc with my ambition to be a Hells Angel, I can tell you. 'Course, the general aversion to motorbikes didn't help either.
Neil
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