From: Frances Bishop Hurricanefran@btinternet.com

This had a fertile plot and contained seeds of greatness.

And it was bloody funny.

Probably the most productive twenty minutes of my entire life.

Thanks to all those who said they liked it. I'm afraid Dayna Mellanby's Definitive Guide to Vinyl Flooring will have to wait.

I'd have thrown in Del Tarrant's Deep Space Cookbook for those who missed it first time round, but I seem to have mislaid the relevant copy of Altazine. Oh dear.

Neil