New subject: Re Curioser and curioser...

18 May 2001


      An analysis by Jenny Kaye.
"Neil Faulkner" wrote
Now here's a man and a half.
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This month seems to be getting more entertaining by the day.
I always try to entertain. You know that Neil.
Yesterday
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afternoon Fiona Moore sent me an email saying:
<Hi Neil,
I desperately, DESPERATELY need your help. What can I do?>
No she didn't. That was me.
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followed by Wortham's original 'Word of warning' post, to which Moore
appended no further comment.
Some hours later, even as I was drafting a reply (along the lines of
"What
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the fuck do you expect *me* to do?"), she sent a follow up message thus:
<Ignore earlier panic. Jenny's got everything under control.>
That's true. That was me as well.
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Moore has not responded to my reply to her original post.
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As was presumably made clear by my accidental misposting last week,
Bad move, Faulkner, you've just made a big slip there. This posting wasn't 
accidental. He believed that Fiona and Jenny were the same people.
They aren't. Faulkner was setting a trap.
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I've been in offLyst contact with Moore.
Yes, for a while. But she was so sick of your juvenile bollocks, that she 
handed it over to me. Do you remember my line "you're looking in the wrong 
place." I was trying to sound you out. But what I
discovered about you frightened the shit out of me.
I can only say that the witty and
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insightful poster she was onLyst
That was Fiona. She'd like to hear that, if it weren't for the fact that 
you've tried to stab her in the back. Shall I forward this to her?
swiftly turned into an obnoxious snotty
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little cow,
No she didn't Neil. That was me again. Not as clever as you pretend, are
you? :-)
with a conversational style (handbags included) not unlike
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someone else who is currently highly visible on Lysator.
The handbag is my motif. You're now working backwards Neil.
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Furthermore, she used this personal correspondence to launch a stream of
vitriolic invective at Lysator
That is something of a distortion.
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and just about everyone on it,
That is a total lie. And I should know. I was writing all this shit.
slashers in
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particular
It would be more accurate to say that I attacked the slash mentality. Which
is aberrant.
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but by no means them alone.
That is a lie. He is lying because that email I sent begging for help told
him that she was an innocent little waif. As soon as he decided that she was
weak he struck. What a vicious bastard. He hates Ashton Press, but he's
accepted that situation. He's too independently minded to be brainwashed.
But he knows what's going on, don't you Neil? And you don't care. He lost
the ability to distinguish between good and evil years ago.
These tirades would seem to have at
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least some foundation in the way poor fickle Shane (clueless wanker that
he
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was)
That's telling as well.
was left to fight his tediously protracted scuffle against the
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Wortham/Rosenthal bastards
I do like that line. Neil isn't a Slasher. He hates the stuff as well. But 
that's the only way he differs from these people.
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with no one lifting a finger to help him.
Including you. Who sat back and watched the fun. You're doing this now 
because
you hate Fiona and Annie equally. But you've made a big mistake fucker. I 
needed a lamb to entice out the wolves. And didn't they come
running. I tagged them as well.
As for Shane, he was going about it all the wrong way. You do not use brute
force to attack a force you do not understand. There was no way he could
win. There are at least 16 slashers on here, some under multiple names, 
pathetically desperate to push their own "take" on the show. Shane was
taking it too personally. He is gay. He saw Ashton Press's output as
homophobic filth. It is. He was so offended that he went at them hammer and
tongs. Bad move. When he started siding with Julia Jones of all people I
knew he'd lost for sure. But I watched what happened and learned.
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Shane,
'would seem, is a personal friend of Moore's.
As far as I am aware they are friends. Fiona was appalled at what happened 
to him. And then she met me.
The cavalier fannish
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attitude to Terry Nation's (supposed) writing talent or
(counter-supposed)
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lack of would also appear to have a lot to do with it.
Neil hates Terry Nation. I don't know why, but it runs very deep. Perhaps 
because he's been wasting his life trying to work out what Standard By Six 
means, and has been drawing a blank. Small-minded bastard.
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I don't know if anyone else has been in offLyst contact with Moore
As far as I'm aware they haven't. And, for the most part, nor were you.
and has
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anything similar to report.
They won't do. It was just you and me.
I won't trust anything "Jenny Kaye" says on
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that matter.
That's interesting. It's suddenly occurred to this pseudo intellectual that 
I
may rip the fucker to shreds. I've been doing it offlyst for the best part 
of three weeks now. I
would just love the chance to do it onlyst, Neil.
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Don't ask me exactly what the fuck's going on here, because I haven't a
clue.
True. Clueless is one of your attributes.
But I have suspected for a couple of weeks now that Moore and Kaye
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are working together,
Only in the loosest possible way. A pro keeps it simple. I wouldn't make a 
mistake like Fiona made. But she took what happened to Shane personally and 
wouldn't listen to me.
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if indeed they are two separate people.
Wrong again Neil. She's a lamb. I'm a wolf. But I'm also a shepherd. I gave 
you a big enough clue. Jules Winnfield.
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Animal camouflage don't count for squit when some cunt sets fire to the
forest.
This forest is full of cunts like you unfortunately.
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Fan the flames
Now we see the real Neil.
When animal camouflage breaks down. Something nasty comes out.
Jenny
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