Review of 'Trooper Orac's Fantastic Plastic Army', edited by Neil
Faulkner
'Trooper Orac's Fantastic Plastic Army' is rather different from Mr
Faulkner's previous anthology zines. For a start, at 134 pages -- with
ten meaty stories plus assorted shorts and cartoons -- it's exactly the
size of 'Stadler Link' and 'Pressure Point' combined (can this be a
coincidence?). For seconds, the production values have leaped: gone
forever the black-and-white, ink-jet printed, side-stapled,
coffee-stained covers in favour of an all-singing, all-dancing (all too
literally) colour photomontage. 'tofpa' also contains a more equitable
distribution of B7 characters than either of the previous zines, as
well as a much higher concentration of serious pieces. And finally, the
zine includes several stories with 'adult' content, and thus must
probably be considered a 'mixed' zine.
The typesetting is unpretentious, clean and readable. In general, the
proofing is of a reasonable quality, though someone should probably
inform Mr Faulkner of the difference between 'discrete' and 'discreet'
(we all have our blind spots...). 'tofpa' might be considered an
art-lite zine -- apart from the covers, there are only three small
illos by Andrew Williams (including an excellent seedy Justin on p118)
plus a single full-page Cally by me. The deficit is supplied by
occasional photomontages and an amusing couple of cartoons masquerading
as Aunty Anna's Casebook.
'tofpa' contains three long pieces and, while two illustrate different
archetypes of the 'Blake's 7' fanfic genre, Ika's 'With/out Blake' is
an original. In a style somewhat reminiscent of Neil Faulkner's own
'Kriegspielen', 'With/out Blake' creates the supremely believable Space
Commander Siv Holland and her post-Galactic war world. With excellent
characterisation of the third season crew, plus cameos from various
well-known figures, the saga moves effortlessly from an outer-world
refugee camp to Space Command HQ to an interrogation unit and finally
to the _Liberator_, taking in asides into revolutionary and sexual
politics, not to mention a bit of fanfic clich� bashing along the way.
On the other hand, Marian de Haan's rollicking ensemble adventure 'A
Clever Plan' makes ingenious use of a familiar format, with a mission
that just *keeps on* going awry. Great characterisation and deft humour
in this light-hearted story where almost everybody wins.
Morrigan's 'Physics 101' is an illustration of Newton's third law --
the Action being Blake's destruction of the shadow farm on Zondar, the
Reaction being the Terra Nostra's response -- in the form of a
hurt/comfort story. Though the idea is novel and intelligently handled,
Ihope the author will forgive me if I say that I felt nearly 30 pages
might be a little too long for the exposition.
Morrigan also contributes two medium-length pieces. Quite simply, 'The
One Shot' is the most moving PGP I've ever read, and I'm delighted that
it's found a home here. 'The Second' is primarily an Avon--Blake
character piece, written to illustrate the Freedom City 'Seven Deadly
Virtues' theme. Set in a skilfully evoked primitive culture, it's the
little details that make this piece so entrancing: Avon tearing his
hanky in half, little boys scuttling after pistol shot for melting down
and recasting, the collaborative ruse to persuade Blake to wear body
armour...
'tofpa' appears to be a particularly masculine zine: not only a male
editor, but no fewer than *three* male contributors! The editor's
warning 'Escaping from imprisonment by pretending to be violently sick,
or crawling through conveniently large ventilation ducts, does not
normally win me over' seems to have inspired Tom Forsyth's story
'Escape', which gives a reasonably realistic view (with one obvious
initial caveat) of the options open to a particularly ingenuous
prisoner in a Federation base. There are some interesting thoughts on
mutoid technology along the way, as well as a few cute jokes. I found
the characterisation a touch bland, but you can't have it all. Readers
of a delicate stomach might appreciate a four sick-bag 'ick' warning
for Andrew Williams' 'Animal Nature' -- a well-written attempt to make
something interesting and biologically plausible out of the similarly
named episode. (For those of us who can count to three, Steve Rogerson
also contributed to the shorts.)
Another justly reviled episode is the focus of 'Twilight', by Ellynne
Grant. (I won't reveal which for spoiler reasons.) While nicely written
with a lovely dreamlike feel, I felt that this was a somewhat less
successful rehabilitation job: Avon as a repressed telepath has become
a bit of a clich� and the plot developments felt to me to have been
rather shoe-horned into the author's ideas.
And finally there are my two contributions, both prequels. 'A Short
Ride in a Fast Machine' was conceived cinematically with accompanying
music for each section, and speaks to the difficulties of connecting
with others in a city environment. It's a five PoV piece which was
great fun to write; the reader can decide how successful it is. 'What
Might Have Been' examines the life of a revolutionary in the sterile
environment of the Earth domes. The story brings together Blake and
Avon in an environment without guns, bombs or pursuit ships, only to
find that problems with trust as well as their differing political
ideologies still lead inevitably to tragedy. For what it's worth, I
personally consider this to be my best story yet using the B7
characters.
Among the shorts, the Executrixian 'Begin As You Mean To Go On' stood
out for me as an examplar of the great effect a skilful author can
achieve with just a few hundred well-chosen words.
Interestingly, Mr Faulkner does not appear to deign to put his name on
this zine, though interested parties might spy his face hiding near the
back on the cover. He does, however, contend in his editorial that this
is the best collection of B7 fan fiction he has ever amassed. Given the
quality of its antecedents, this is rather a forceful claim: 'Stadler
Link' and 'Pressure Point' each contain unforgettable, stand-out pieces
of fiction -- I'm referring, of course, to Alison Page's 'The Young
Ladies Home Companion' and Nickey Barnard's 'Haunted' -- which make one
look differently at the series afterwards. I don't see in 'tofpa' any
such stand-out piece; in my opinion, the strength of the new zine lies
in the uniformly high quality of *all* the contributions, as well as
the exceptionally varied nature of the contents.
In this light, I find it interesting to compare 'tofpa' with two other
recently published anthology zines with predominantly gen content,
Judith Proctor's 'Star Four' (Autumn 2000) and my own 'ttba' (February
2001). (All three zines are available via Judith.) Unsurprisingly, the
three zines overlap substantially in their contributor base (of 26
authors, 11 appeared in two or more), yet the differing tastes of the
editors have made for rather different flavours.
Making generalisations is bound to reflect a degree of observer bias.
With that caveat, I'd say 'Star Four' focuses on character and
character interactions, with a strong bias towards ensemble pieces
(50--60%); stylistically, it generally sticks to the more traditional
end of the spectrum. In 'ttba' I set out with the aim of accumulating a
range of writing styles and structures, and was lucky enough to receive
tribs that reflected my interests. My bias as a reader is towards small
intimate character pieces, and that's again reflected in the contents
(only 30% ensemble). I'd say that 'tofpa' is more similar to 'ttba', in
that it encompasses a wide range of writing styles and treatments, and
tends to focus on the individual/small group, rather than large
ensemble pieces (again around 30%). In terms of looks, 'tofpa' has a
much more straightforward typesetting style than 'ttba', and is much
less heavily illustrated than either 'Star Four' or 'ttba'.
In conclusion, I'd say that 'Trooper Orac's Fantastic Plastic Army' is
an excellent zine, well worth its asking price, whose contents are
sufficiently wide ranging to please anyone but the most ardent slash
fan. The high quality of the fiction included in 'tofpa', 'Star Four'
and 'ttba' (if I might be so immodest), as well as 'Stadler Link' and
'Pressure Point', is a tribute to the B7 fans who continue to write it.
Personally, I'd have been sad to have missed out on *any* of these zines.
Tavia & Firerose
October 2001